My Dirty Words Come Out Clean

Music defines the words I express, horror movies help to make me more imaginative, and Mountain Dew is just a way of life. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)

I’m thankful for the Offspring, this Christmas. Dexter’s Capricorn side, infused with his lyrics, ales to my Capricorn and makes me feel alright. :)

I’m thankful for the Offspring, this Christmas. Dexter’s Capricorn side, infused with his lyrics, ales to my Capricorn and makes me feel alright. :)

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ddxnet:

Bad Husband, haha!

If there’s one thing that world can appreciate Noodles for, it’s his ability to be blunt. Christmas quote from Noodles:
“Spent  a half hour trying to convince my kid that Santa would much rather have  a shot & a beer than milk & cookies to no avail.”

ddxnet:

Bad Husband, haha!

If there’s one thing that world can appreciate Noodles for, it’s his ability to be blunt. Christmas quote from Noodles:

“Spent a half hour trying to convince my kid that Santa would much rather have a shot & a beer than milk & cookies to no avail.”
:) Girl boner? I think so.

:) Girl boner? I think so.

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Oh, God. This made my day so much better. Fucking brilliant!

Oh, God. This made my day so much better. Fucking brilliant!

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ddxnet:

It seems like very enjoy this scene.
They are really close. Best friends :)

“It’s dirty magic, and it’s over simplified.” ^_^

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